Me after winning a substantial sum in the state lottery in 1994!

Here are two pictures of me taken from different times.

My 2001 Saturn SC-2

This is the most recent picture of me you'll find on this page.

I look pretty cool even just parked in it

I'm Going Somewhere Fancy!

Me in Front of My old Atari ST Computer

Not a proper sword stance, but not too bad of a Photo considering it was taken with a Web Cam.

Yes, it's real, it's sharp, and it's double edged!

Here are most of the Metcalfe Males

Here is the Rafael theater (now reopened after a decade of renovation), which is where I spent some of the happiest times of my life when I worked there.

Me, being Pensive.

Not Quite Escher, but I'm trying.

Don't pay attention to the below picture. It is just here for potential Blackmail purposes.

Interestingly, this is probably the best picture I've ever had taken of me, and it is from the back of my Costco Card.

This is what I might look like without any flesh.